Just a few things. I invited John Kruk to go with me to a Springsteen show in Philly this summer. I don’t know John Kruk, but, thanks to Twitter, I found myself having a conversation with him about the Boss (and the likelihood that Mitch Williams has thrown an ax). Kruker wasn’t sure if Williams threw axes, but we all know Wild Thing threw fire. “Fire” is the name of a song Springsteen wrote for Elvis. Ax is a term for guitar. Springsteen is the Boss. Elvis is the King. Twitter is what it is. (Kruk politely declined).